We are just two extraterrestrials trying to help pull humans back from the brink of extinction by spreading the word of sustainability.

Hailing from planet bn6-8 in galaxy 00024, MOTHER has sent us here to study your ways. You humans may live in the far backwaters of the known universe, lightyears from any remotely civilized location, but you have something rare we do not often find: you are a semi-intelligent species who cover your physical form in expressive ways. You call it ‘fashion’ or ‘style’. You wouldn’t know it, but many species no longer have a physical form let alone one they adorn with coverings so we find this very special.

We Martians are conservationists. We encourage the diversity of species in our universes and support their survival. We have seen the way you live. Your need for new things, including fashion, will be a large contributor to your demise. Our prediction models show that you do not have much time left, if you do not change your lifestyle.

However, all is not lost, and our models show a chance of survival with collective willpower and change and understanding a need for less. We have taken on the forms of your kind to live among you and help spread the word of sustainability, better known to us as The Way. Come be a steward and see what life on Mars is like.